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He is also one of the only two troupe members that goes by the same name now as when he joined. In addition to the RiP, Jordan is the co-founder of Some Musical Improv and has performed improv in festivals and shows in Denver, Boston, Philadelphia, Toronto, Omaha, Kansas City, San Francisco, Syracuse (Kansas), Wichita, and possibly a few more places. He is a regular performer and instructor at Chaos Bloom Theater in Denver, CO. Aside from improv, Jordan has performed on stages throughout the area, including the Colorado Springs Fine Arts Center, Theaterworks, Star Bar Players, and the Butte Opera House. He has also been on screens of various sizes in commercials, films, and sketch comedy. Jordan is also one of the co-hosts of the hit podcast How Have You Not Seen That? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57fea67f20099e55c38ff132/1692918337324-LOWEDPVISDMAXX2LKOFT/Margarita_01.png Welcome - Margarita Archilla Kohart Member Since 2005 Margarita holds the distinction of being the only remaining member of the RiP’s original cast that we cast – and is technically the only person here that auditioned for the troupe. In addition to the RiP, Margarita has performed improv in festivals and shows in Denver, Boston, Omaha, Kansas City, San Francisco, Syracuse (Kansas), Wichita, and possibly a few more places. She is a member of Rise Comedy’s house sketch team and a regular performer at Chaos Bloom Theater in Denver, CO. Aside from improv, Margarita has performed on stages throughout the area, including Star Bar Players, Theatre D’Art, and the Millibo Art Theater. She has also been on screens of various sizes in commercials, films, and sketch comedy. Margarita is also one of the co-hosts of the hit podcast How Have You Not Seen That? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57fea67f20099e55c38ff132/1692918358391-W5EVWT3AH65L9GV6X6QE/Sara_02.png Welcome - Sara Gioia Member Since 2009 Sara is the RiP’s newest member, which sounds ridiculous to say since she’s been with us for over a decade, joining us shortly after returning from college out of state and writing us an extremely flattering letter that perfectly played to our egos. In addition to the RiP, Sara has performed improv in festivals and shows in Denver, Boston, Omaha, Kansas City, San Francisco, Syracuse (Kansas), Wichita, and possibly a few more places. Aside from improv, Sara has performed on stages throughout the area, including the Colorado Springs Fine Arts Center and the Millibo Art Theater. 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Aside from improv, Kaleb has performed in musicals and plays on stages through the area, including the Colorado Springs Fine Arts Center, Theaterworks, Star Bar Players, Theatre D’Art, Upstart Performing Ensemble, and the Millibo Art Theater. He has also been on screens of various sizes in commercials, films, and sketch comedy. 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